"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
“I love the smell of cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.”
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
HOW MANY DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLUE CAN YOU MAKE ONE FUCKING MOVIE
hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did