Hi, i like to sing bohemian rhapsody when i’m drunk and on wednesdays i draw gay porn.
 

ilovett:

the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”


fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math



a-two-man-con:

kirktastrophe:

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

HOW MANY DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLUE CAN YOU MAKE ONE FUCKING MOVIE

THEY HAD TO MAKE THE REST OF THE MOVIE BLUE SO THAT CHRIS PINE’S EYES WOULD BE SAFE FOR VIEWING


licensetocannibalize:

hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did


citizen:it's a bird!
citizen:it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:it's a metaphor

suspend:

i don’t need a date i need cash


hashtagbenedict:

his last vow [x]


It’s simple. Freedom is a length of rope God wants you to hang yourself with.


thekingslover:

Dean and Sam are on a hunt, but Dean takes five to call Cas. Sam’s just standing there, leafing through their notes. Then Dean goes, “Okay, baby, I’ll call you later.”

Sam lifts a brow, but Dean doesn’t notice because suddenly he’s saying, “No, no, I didn’t mean it like that. You’re not a baby. Come on, Cas. You know I love you, jesus.”

And Sam can’t stop laughing because Dean turns red and says, “I didn’t mean - I didn’t mean Jesus!”


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